“Oh, that lady who can crush a watermelon with her thighs wrote a book? Yeah, I’ll read that.”
As a reminder, here’s that epic moment, which is un-paywalled for you freeloaders (whom I love):
And now in another epic moment: It’s here!
This was my first time holding my physical book in my hands. Ahhh it felt so good!
It was hit or miss for a bit there, and Sofia is still on my fecal roster, but I’ll forgive her because you can buy a copy of my book …